I will be your undoing Tom from Astoria.

Parade magazine does this thing where they print a captionless cartoon and ask their readership to invent a clever caption. Here's last months cartoon:



The winning caption read: "You're waiting for Wonder Woman? I'm waiting for Wonder Woman!"

I am personally of the opinion that my caption is leagues better. It is as follows: "Have you ever had that dream where you're rescuing someone and you look down and you don't have any underwear on the outside of your pants?"

Despite the tardiness of my entry, I sent an e-mail to Parade demanding that they dethrone the old winner (one Tom Camastra from Astoria, New York) and crown me in his stead. I await their reply.